Ecstasing

A song that no matter the circumstances elevates your mood, often to an almost spiritual level.

*Journey's "Don't Stop Believing* begins playing

"Woah, guys! It's our ecstasing! I know we can win sectionals now!"--Mr. Shuster.

Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

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Tweet Cheat

An obnoxious person who updates their Twitter with your idea before you get the chance

Jack- "that's awesome. I'm going to tweet this."

Jill-"you're right!! I just did."

Jack-"You're such a tweet cheat."

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