moth hands

when you shake your hand left and right really fast in a dimly lit area and your hand looks like moths wings

Last night in the parking lot I was mesmerized by my moth hands

Butt Hurty

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts

After that lecture I had major butt hurty

Pretty Privilege

When being pretty/beautiful gets you better things or opportunities

“Penny got a taller swirl on her ice cream cone because the server thought she was pretty; she’s got the pretty privilege”

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