Blue Balls

A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.

"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)

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