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your master in a certain situation. may really bust you balls if he smells your fear or sees that he can bitch you around to relieve himself of his stress or to relieve himself sexually from the feeling of being superior
the boss: Where is my coffee
employee: you didnt ask for one
the boss: like hell i didnt
employee: (under breath) asswipe
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A cult, dominant in many pacific islands. Only males are permitted to join. Members of this cult often develop telekenetic powers until they are able to telekinetically (awesome adjective) pleasure themselves sexually. Those who dont achieve such a high state of telekenisis are responsible for boning all the women they can to increase the cults numbers. These members are often the least sexually frustrated
person 1: Shit its one of those puppies guys
person 2: Careful, he may use his powers near you
person 1: Or have sex with your wife....
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A paloonka is a measurement. It describes usually an unexpected amount of substance, a synonym for phat (only with a ph, not the f). The emphasis of the pronunciation is on the double o. Try pronounce like a person with an international accent (european preferrably)
little brother: That is a paloonka
me: please dont rip skin off my sunburned ears
little brother: PALOOOONKA
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(1) Adj. - the pure opposite of cozy. basically something really awkward, irritating or slightly un-tight happens
(1) When you making out with a girl and her hair gets stuck in your mouth
(2) When you are talking to a girl and some annoying guy you hardly know comes up to you drunk and takes you away unwillingly
(3) When your trying to sleep but the phone keeps ringing and you get up to answer it and the person a. hangs up b. is a telemarketer or c. has the wrong number
(4) When the person who had the wrong number calls back 3 times convinced that they did not make a mistake
(5) When the person from number (4) tries to talk to you and be nice when your not in the mood
By then it is officially super uncozy
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Mixture of doing and cracking.... let me break it down for y'all:
do(ing) + (c)racking = doracking
me: whats doracking
annonymous person not doing much: not much
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Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn
person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!
person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!
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