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summer sickness

The feeling you get halfway through march while doing homework and craving a day off from school where the temp passes 50

Yeah, it’s only November and I have major summer sickness.

by elongatedpoptart November 17, 2021


shut up

makeout w me

shut up

by elongatedpoptart September 5, 2021


Opti

A smaller bathtub sized sailboat that holds up to 110 pounds. Goes into water and almost immediately tips over. Sailed by the coolest of cool kids ages 8-12 or as they demand “preteens”. The optimist sailboat does not only flip over easily, but the kid sailing it tends to flip over other kids optimist (with the kid in it) or more preferably fill it with water from ones bailer. Opti kids are often paired with the Laser Sailboats or even a 420 (it’s a boat not pot) during “for fun races”. The optimist consists of normally three airbags for all the capsizing and a large population of “pincher bugs”.

Oh yeah, those are opti kids that’s why ones covered in sand and the others drowning.

by elongatedpoptart December 7, 2019

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