Cum Fu

1. The graceful art of dodging sperm. Some of today's most notable Cum Fu practitioners are Kim Kardashian, Dave Chappelle, and Jude Law.

Dave Chappelle on TV: It was like a movie-homeless dude saw him coming and shot one off. Man, I dodged that shit like the Matrix!

Random TV Viewer: Man, Dave Chappelle is great at Cum Fu! My girlfriend...not so much.

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nigramatic

The persuasive art of black dramatic acting.

Ebert: Did you catch Hodge Stansson in Unforgivable?
Roeper: You mean, "BITCH...tha's a MISTAKE."
Ebert: Yes! That is nigramatic acting to a T.
Roeper: What about, "Negro PLEASE. Didn't any one tell you that this was an ALL WHITE party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me. "
Ebert: Ah....Terry Crews in White Chicks; touche.

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