Chuck Norris

He is the most awesome person and will pwn ur face with his unstopable roundhouse kick. He is also the king of the universe.

Chuck Norris has been to Mars, thats why there no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris invented water.

China used to border North America, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it through the Earth and up the other side.

Automobiles were made to get away from Chuck Norris, not be outdone he invented the car accident.

The reason why the universe is expanding is because it is trying to get away from Norris.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider, Chuck Norris was bit by a radioactive god.

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