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swisher

see blunt

i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

by emanbeastypants. February 22, 2012

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Norptastic

1:A word to describe the absolute best porn you have ever seen, usually only taking 2-4 minutes to ejaculate. In some cases its so great you shutter.

2:To describe someone who's the sexiest person alive. Probably referring to the people in the norptastic porn.

1: Man, that was the most norptastic video ever!!!!
I jizzed in like half the time it usually takes me!

2: The girl in that pic was norptastic!!! She makes me melt!!!

by emanbeastypants. December 22, 2011


Fuck Pluck

verb-

1 when you are ejaculating and you accidently grab a pubic hair and pull it off.

2 when you are getting a blowjob and the partner bites off a piice of hair.
usually causing quite a bit of pain!

Last name i was looking at playboy and i fuck plucked my ball hair, you should have heard me scream!!

by emanbeastypants. December 13, 2011

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