Believeland

Cleveland is called Believeland because it's all about comeback. Yes, we know that the industry we were founded on left in the 1950s, our rivers used to catch on fire, our sports teams suck, our cops are bad and the lake effect snow is un-fucking-believable, but we're still on the upswing. Recently, Cleveland has gotten or is getting a casino and a huge medical center (Cleveland Clinic already has the best heart care in the nation), and Lake Erie coasts are being renovated. Not to mention Cedar Point, the Rock Hall, Little Italy and LeBron (again). Also the poor economy makes things like rent, groceries and high-quality weed cheaper than almost anywhere else in the country. But most importantly of all: we're not Detroit.

"The Browns beat the Steelers yesterday. Fuck yeah, Believeland!"

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