The closest thing you will have to a guy best friend. He is worth leaving your boyriend for. His eyes are green and is not any taller than 5' 7". Do not write anything vulgar about him, because he is going to be a pastor.
"Wow, that guy Conor is so respectful. I wish my boyfriend was like him"
His hands are small, just like his....
"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"