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Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend
Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too
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(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"
Girl: "hey- wha-?"
Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"
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SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. hE'S SO HOTT... HE'S MAKES ME HAVE ORGASIMS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM! I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP!
cAntbEperFect08: **gets on knees and bows to kiefer** kiefer IS my god
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