That Gift

Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.

Yeah, she broke up with me, but I got the last laugh! I gave her that gift!

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the 42nd

Genital Warts.
Origin: (G)eorge (W) Bush's intials are GW, as are the intials for Genital Warts. George is our 42nd president, so it follows that genital warts is "the 42nd"

Man, I got it on with this girl I met in the dorms and the bitch gave me the 42nd!

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