jucader

someone who spreads the gospel or good news of juice.

evan: wow, mallory is such an anti-jucader!
maddie: yeah she trash talked orange juice, she's not a real jucader like we are!

porld

a term for the world, when one has lost faith in all.

tillie: wow, what a porld.

caitlin: u right, i've lost faith in all.