E boy

The mfs who think they are goths, emos or maybe even skater boys just cause they bump lil peep, dress retarded and do sum other lame ass shit. They might have a tik tok career and have daddy’s money but in the end, they will still do some corny ass shit just to get some attention, likes, or pussy. most of the time these mfs get girls but got no game so they end up in the friend zone or be called “bestie” lmao. If not, he might have a cute girlfriend but most of the time both e boy and e girl are just bandwagoners and have no fucking originality.

E boy: *bites lips and does the vein thingy thing*

Real mf: dawg wut is u doinnn

E boy: I’m making a tik tok you irrelevant hoe

Real mf: I’d rather be called a fag then a fucking e boy

E boy: you’re just a poser *proceeds to fucking dance*

Real mf: (picks his skinny ass up and beats the shit outta him)

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E girl: *listens to lil peep* girl this shi is so emo, let’s go to hot topic later so I can get some Billie eyelash merch

Real shawty: bitch what? Have you not heard of Sleeping With Sirens? That’s some real emo shit

E girl- ugh leave me alone 🙄🤚

Real shawty: gtfo you gotta whole tik tok persona you unoriginal bandwagon whore

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Fuck boy

The bitch boy made niggas that get mad cause he can’t get pussy or mad at a female cause she ain’t let him fuck. Fuck boys usually got someone’s name in they mouth and stereotypically always have beef with everyone but are complete pussies and won’t do shit. Fuck boys usually have females around them and put on a fake persona. Fuck boys think they pull bitches but usually have a body count that’s filled with one or two ugly females that are probably the school thots. Fuck boys usually think the dude pulling girls is a fuck boy but he put in the effort to improve himself and have game

Fuck boy: Ight lemme fucc

Eliya: * thinks of shit test & lies* I can’t take off my pajamas

Fuck boy: Ight I’ll help you then

Eliya: you don’t even want me you just wanna fuck

Fuck boy: dude why don’t you wanna fuck? I’m sexy asf . Can you Atleast give me head? *proceeds to whine like a lil bitch*

Fuck boy: dude I linked up with eliya yesterday and she ain’t let me fuck she a bitch

Pimp: nigga you a whole fuck boy, go get u sum balls pussy boi