Covumped

where you get dumped by your partner, friend or family because they think you are dumb to follow warnings regarding public health or safety. But actually, they are dumb to ignore the warnings regarding public health or safety. You are fine, keep it up.

Julia covumped me minutes after I showed up at her door wearing my N95 respirator mask (note: I only have one, I am not hoarding) during COVID-19. I'm gutted but what a dumb bitch!