Stromboli'd

When you're the center of the jokes, becaure you're disappointed in your performance.

" I'm bein' fuckin' stromboli'd! " He shouted, as his friends reluctantly turned.

Chocolate Thunder

You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.

"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon