Hatsune Miku

Our lord and saviour. All hail Hatsune Miku.

Person A: “Are you going to Hatsune Miku’s concert this year?”
Person B: “Of course I am! I must sacrifice my blood for my queen.”

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Aether

If their name is Aether, they probably chose it and they’re probably non-binary..
Please give us attention we can’t live without it and don’t know how to ask for it, so I’m doing us all a favour and asking myself. If you take an Aether on an adventure, they’ll love you forever. Yes, we like hugs, yes we hate contact, we exist!!)
Or if you came here for the character... He’s just another twink from Genshin Impact.

Person A: “My friend acts like a cat, always wanting attention, but not contact.”
Person B: “Is their name Aether?”
Person A: “Yes..”

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German

A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.

Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”

Western Australia

The state in Australia that no one gives a flying-fuck about.

Person A: “Whats that state in the west of Australia called again?”
Person B: “I think it was.... Western Australia?”

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