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A person (usually a male) who is atheist or agnostic that quests to manipulate and fuck Christians.
"Ted, this year all you've done with your life is fuck Christian bitches! You are one Christian slayer that is going to rot in hell!"
"True enough, but they are so tight and they undress themselves; they have serious horniness tension that they need to release!"
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The crystal that is formed from dried semen. A combination of ejaculate and the suffix of geological minerals -ite.
"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."
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To have such dexterity in your hand and fingers that you can bring a woman to orgasm in fourteen seconds.
"Did you see that guy on Malaysia had talent? He was manipulating those circles with just his fingers. I bet he could bring a girl to orgasm with those 14 second fingers!"
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The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.
"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"
"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
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