bedtime

a time when someone must go to bed

“you was at the club?”
“no i wasn’t my bedtime is at 10”

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cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants