Area 51 Raid

Yesterday, September 20th, 2019- a date which will live in infamy-the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naruto runners and kyles of the Empire of Reddit. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Reddit on Friday, September 20th, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Reddit Empire.

The Karens took us by surprise on our left flank during the Area 51 raid, we never saw it coming

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