Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.

"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"

mid

Someone or something that isn't incredible but isn't 'that one seafood joint' bad.

"Hey, hot take but Denny's is kinda mid" "Dude, that's not a hot take, it's just true"