When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.
Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.
When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.
I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".
Adding a sneeze onto someone's food.
I put my own special sneezening on his food.