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RudyGD

A celibate, lonely older man who uses a vacuum cleaner for genital stimulation.

Uncle Jimmy has been dressing his Dyson in lingerie since his wife left. I think he is becoming a RudyGD

by epik-guy December 26, 2024


epik Dennis

A middle-aged man still living with parents who plays videogames and smokes cannabis all day, while telling people online that he's incredibly successful, talented and good with women.

She thought she met the man of her dreams on Plenty of Fish, but he turned out to be a real epik Dennis.

by epik-guy January 4, 2025