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Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)
The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
Whatâs that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!
What your body experiences when you travel from one destination to another that has a completely different climate. Typically Northern to Southern Hemisphere switches.
Oh no, I just got to Norway after an insanely long flight from Australia. I feel like I have a terrible case of fizzy whip (physiological whiplash). I'm going to need to nap so hard!
Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.
Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.
When the shade of your skin changes significantly between seasons enough that people can't pin down what ethnicity you might be.
Person A: "Oh Man, it's winter again. People can't tell if I'm brown enough to be racist to or white enough to be polite to"
Person B: "Dammit! I know what you mean. We're both so seasonally ethnically ambiguous"
When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.
Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!