Jugly

When he’s jacked, but ugly.

“Don’t you think that guy’s hot?”
“No, no, he’s a full-on Monet.”
“What's a monet?”
“Like a painting: from far away, he looks hot, but up close, it's a big old mess.”
“Got it — yea I guess he is pretty jugly.”
“Huh? What’s jugly?”
“Jacked, but ugly.”

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