script

1. (verb) to send someone a written message, including a text, email, instant message, etc.

2. (noun) a written message

1. Mortimer: guys, I want to call my girlfriend but she sounds like a giraffe gargling nails

Wilmsworth: why dont you just script her? that way you wont have to hear her talk like a toothless, half-dead wildabeast

2. Chauncey: i just got a script from my girlfriend, apparently her turtle died

Jebediah: that sucks, you should send a consolation script

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