pussy junk

An off white, milky discharge often associated with various STDs that oozes from the vagina.

"last night sally dripped her pussy junk all over my upper lip and I had a reaction!"

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porcupine raspberry

When a male attempts to have sex with the belly button of a female luva. Or, a bloody stomach.

"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"

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Medicore

The act of performing hardcore medical surgeries by extreme surgeons. Such scenarios may include a surgeon wearing roller blades while removing a tumor. Or just using an ice skate to make an incision.

"Dude, I've never seen such extreme surgery performed! Dude performed a back flip while lasering my eye! He was SO Medicore!"

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stocking stuffer

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

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velocidactyl

A velociraptor-pterodactyl hybrid. Animal has the ability to run extremely fast, strike fiercely, and take flight. It's shriek can be heard for a circumference up to sixty square miles. Extremely intelligent and dangerous. Approach with caution.

"While traveling across Eastern Oregon my car broke down. I was lucky to have found a very rare velocidactyl to hitch a ride on to Portland."

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