poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

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nug hoe

a person who does sexual favors for weed.

"that chick is a total nug ho dude"

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teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

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geezer goggles

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

nutbush

1. A city in Wisconsin
2. A mans overgrown pubs

1. Dude, we just passed through nutbush
2. When my girl was givin me head she told me to get rid of my huge nutbush

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Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

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Red Ass

Someone who is constantly complaining or picking a fight over perceived injustices.

I first saw this usage in a Sports Illustrated article about the baseball manager Lou Pinella. In the article Pinella, who is notoriously bad about arguing with umpires, referred to himself as a red ass. I liked the term so well, and it applied to some in my family, it was entered in to the family lexicon.

My father yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong order. He is a real red ass.

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