condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

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frog hoppin

during intercourse, the male takes his pet frog and shoves it into the womans vagina. If the frog is still alive a week later, the law states that you have to marry that woman. may cause vaginal warts.

that was frog hoppin last week, but im screwed now.

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anal

in through the out door

it sometimes hurts to get analed

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