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âOooh Dylanâ is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded
Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steveâs where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was âoooh Dylanâ.
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A short skinny guy that holds his own while pounding a girl of considerably larger portions
Crystal complimented Dylan as one hell of a Gyrator while pounding her plumber ass
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Someone that consumes large quantities of Gatorade to restore electrolytes after excessive masturbation
Wow Dylan is a massive Gatorador he left no Gatorade for us after his marathon beat off session!
Forgetting you nutted on bed sheets so they stick to unsuspecting victim as they get off the bed
Dylanâs sheets stuck to his momâs jewelry as his marathon masturbation session turned a family laundry day into a sticky ghost outing for his angry mom.
Similar to a Gyrator. Generally a slim fella that gyrates so intense while a girl is riding him she can barely stay on.
Sienna said Dylan was an Electric Bull in bed and that her vagina was completely thrown out of place afterward.
Calling someone, youâd otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex
Dylan wasnât in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed
Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.
I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokinâ it but she never showed. Guess Iâm just a Poor Dylan again.