bump cunts

a less scientific description of female-female tribadism often used by lesbian/bisexual women to indicate past relations had with another woman when talking about or introducing her

Jane: that was fun last night dancing with lucy
Fran: yeah we used to bump cunts
or
jane, i want you to meet lucy
Lucy: fran and i used to bump cunts

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fuck cold

1. ridiculously cold, even for the inhabitants of a certain place
2. so cold that the only way to survive the coldsnap is to find the closest available person to fuck, just for the sake of keeping warm

1. ohio can get fuck cold at any time between october and april
2. no man that wasn't gay, it was just fuck cold so that doesn't count...

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fiing day

(fing)
acronym for Fuck It I'm Not Going day
taken simply for the reason that you don't want to go to school, work or so on....
see also mental health day

alarm blares
man smashes it with sledgehammer, "Screw work, I'm taking a FIING day"