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pickle lips

Chafed, calloused, weathered, or blistered lips from an abnormal amount of cocksucking.

Craven Morehead could tell by her pickle lips that he had chosen a hood rat of uncommon oral prowess.

by eriks1971 November 10, 2009

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goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 10, 2009

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Chiroproctologist

He's the guy you call to straighten someone's ass out!

Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!

by eriks1971 December 7, 2016


Yard ape

The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.

I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.

by eriks1971 March 5, 2010

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Cornfield Cassanova

A guy who bangs floozies in a cornfield. Someone who murders prostitutes and dumps their bodies in a cornfield. A guy who gets aroused when hes around or near cornfields. Someone who hangs out in a cornfield masturbating.

Watch out for Leland, i hear he's a real cornfield cassanova!

by eriks1971 July 15, 2011

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