Lucas

The type of guy you don’t let go of, if you can help it. He’s a natural leader and someone all of his friends look up to. He’s magnetic, easygoing, hilarious, adventurous, intelligent, curious, and so much damn fun. He takes care of the people closest to him, always willing to help in any way he can, every time. He’s loyal and he’s true. His laugh is infectious and his smile is captivating. He has an incredible body, always staying in shape, athletic and looks fuckin amazing naked. He’s sexy in this way you can’t explain. His energy is bright and warm. If you get to be with him romantically, he treats you like a queen and you always feel safe in his arms. He’s INCREDIBLE in bed and always up to try new stuff, so you’re always satisfied and never bored. He’s true to himself no matter what, and only seeks out the things that will bring him positivity or help him grow. He’s makes friends with everyone he meets. He’s masculine without the toxicity, and sensitive only when he feels comfortable enough. Which is very rare, and only if he trusts you. When he loves, he loves hard. And he gives life all he’s got. Be good to your Lucas. He seems really tough on the outside, but if you say things that hurt him, it’ll be hard for him to let it go. Luckily, he’ll let you know when you fuck up so you can learn from your mistakes and grow too.

“Dude PLEASE invite Lucas over tonight - he IS the party!”
“Damn, that guy Lucas is one of a kind!”
“Mmm please let me get a slice of some Lucas.”
“Lucas is a king.”

tampon stash

1.when a girl hides drugs in her vagina, by cutting a hole in a tampon and inserting the drugs there. she keeps the tampon in if she's getting on a plane, or in any situation where she might be searched.

1. dude, if it wasn't for my tampon stash, our asses would be chillin in jail.

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tampon stache

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.

dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!

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