masturbate

When a woman is pushing the magic button

"Do you masturbate?" "All us women push the magic button sometime."

sss

Self-serve sex. To masturbate.

"I had a little sss last night. Not as good as pussy, but close."

raking

Raking, in sports means playing especially well.

He was raking in April with 10 home runs; now he's in a slump.

humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

oink

To do someone, usually a woman.

I only oink hot women.

bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

shining the cannon

To masturbate, or go bashing the bish.

"I'm horny, and shining the cannon ain't good enough."