humping the monkey

Two people have sex are humping the monkey

I'll bet you guys were humping the monkey last night.

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oink

To do someone, usually a woman.

I only oink hot women.

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bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

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lights out

In sports, it means great performance.

"Maddux was lights out on the road, winning 8 of his last 9 decisions."

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instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

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blue

An umpire (in baseball), referring to the uniform color.

"Good call blue. Got it right for once."

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