Ignint

The way moms sat the word ignorant to try to talk like the children of today.

"Damn boy! You ignint!"
"Mom! You're not cool!"

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Gang Fuck

When you and your bros decide to all have consensual intercourse with a single female at the same time.

Kevin: "Jojo, your mom is hella thicc, let's gang fuck her with Evan!"
Jojo: "Well gosh darn it I can't say no. Just be gentle. Those childbirths have made her fragile."

Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.

Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"

Mosquito boobs

Boobs so small, that they look like they're mosquito bites.

Jesse has a beautiful face and a great ass, but she also has mosquito boobs.

snotzi

Someone who is a major clean freak, and would rather eradicate all filth than accept that it's a part of nature, who also is that one guy who, for some reason, always has wet-naps.

"Why is it that everytime I sneeze, Geoffrey freaks out and throws wet-naps at me?"
"I don't know, he's become a real snotzi."

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