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Marks and Spencer

Marks and Spencer is a British upmarket supermarket chain, famous for its "Food Porn" adverts on TV, all of which have the opening line: "This isn't just...".

Also known as "M an' S", "Marks and Sparks", "Sparksy's" and "Mark's".

Marks and Spencer "M&S" Food Porn Advert: This isn't just sausages and mash, this is creamy, light-whipped, golden, fluffy mash King Edward potatoes with succulent, grilled, chipolata sausages from British farms with an oozing rich gravy sauce.
Viewer: wtf?

by errata June 13, 2007

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Waitrose

The "posh" supermarket of the UK. Everything they sell is either "mouthwatering" or "luxury".

Ducky, I'm popping down to Waitrose to pur-chase some luxury golden Christmas pudding with mouthwatering brandy syrup.

by errata June 13, 2007

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