May 1

Everyone whose birthday is today starts shitting violently at 6 pm pst

guy1: Oh your birthday is on May 1st? I'm gonna leave the party before 6 then

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August 22

whoever is born on this day believes in coca-cola supremacy.

August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*

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