vagym

A gym or fitness club that is for females only, and doesn't allow men.

Lisa was sick of the guys leering at her while she worked out at the regular health club, so she joined a vagym instead.

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Banana Horse

A human male phallus. A penis. A variation of the oft-used "Baloney Pony".

Greg: "Hey man, how's it going with that chick you met at the bar a few weeks back?"

Theo: "Solid. I've been on three dates with her. I'm thinking by the next one, I can get her to take a wild ride on the ol' banana horse."

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Twitroduce

To introduce two people to one another, via Twitter.

Hey @ericaderosa, I'd like to twitroduce you to my good friend @andrewteman. He is fantastic.