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Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females.
These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.
Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
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Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.
Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
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a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.
b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.
c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?
y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?
x: Will you marry me?
y: Oooo â hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
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Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.
Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.
Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."
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Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?
Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.
Brit Designer: Brilliant.
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Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!
One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
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Ca-ca, crap, bullshit, pooââparticularly of intellectual, verbal, or emotional variety.
Hey Roy! Quit talking all that cha-cak, would you? You're giving me a brain pain.
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verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.
Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.
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x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
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Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy.
NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.
Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")
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DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)
Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.
Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.
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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.
y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
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