911

Emergency boyfriend (911 BF) or girlfriend (911 GF) for when you are desperate (rebound, lonely, drunk, etc.) You go through the motions (lunches, movies, hikes, sexytime), but you know you will not be with them forever.

#1: I do declare my good man, my betrothed hath left me for a fellow with a fancy red sports car and designer knickers.
#2: Awww dawg, she's just a damn ho. Get yous a 911 GF to tide you over hommie.

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