capricorn

December 22 to January 19,we're loved and admired and most compatible with Taurus,Virgo,Scorpio,and Pisces intrigued by Aries,Leo and Libra
secretly want to get it on with Cancer. Unfortunately misunderstood by Gemini,Sagittarius,and Aquarius

x:dude,she's so hot,what's her sign?
y:Virgo!
x:I'm a Capricorn,I can get her!

483👍 271👎

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

39👍 38👎

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

7👍 5👎

Mexiville

1.A part of town where Mexicans and or hispanics live 2.a Spanish speaking area aka barrio3.The Mission District in San Francisco

X:I want to get some cheap pottery
Y:your best bet is in Mexiville

4👍 2👎

homer and marge

a slang term for BART police especially when they're male and female walking together

Dog,you better put that spraycan away because Homer and Marge are right there

5👍 8👎

Kurt Angle

A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.

Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!

219👍 38👎

NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

35👍 25👎