carpet bomb

The act of farting at random intervals down a hallway (such as a school or hotel) so that the origin of the smell is unknown.

Aw man I just laid a massive carpet bomb on the 5th floor of that hotel

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Cacfade

Slang term or ebonics used to describe sexual intercourse typically through the anus, though may be used to describe other sexual intercourse with women.

Guy 1: Dude, she's walking like she just got rammed up the ass.

Guy 2: I cacfaded that bitch last night.

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h-word yeah

A funny way to say 'hell yeah' in your own respective social or prep groups while simultaneously confusing most teachers and grandparents, excluding others that may want to join your group by socializing with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I found a PlayStation 2 and 25 brand new games down the street in a backpack last night.

Guy 2: H-word yeah!
Teacher: ..What??
Guy 2: Inside joke.

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jank tough

tough as nails or snails

thats fuckin jank tough!! snails!!

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chru

see truehow you say true when you have too much shit in your mouth

Hey Cleatus! Take that elephant out of your mouth!
CHRU

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shook the bed

getting Fucked over.

You shouldn't have shook the bed

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shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.