get the smooth off

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

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Krogart

To bogart the munchies that were bought at the grocery store, namely Kroger.

Dude, don't Krogart the doo-dads.

spap-oop

How popular munchies satisfier doo-dads reads upside-down. Most common occurrence of this phenomenon is the stoner opening the bottom of the box instead of the top, therefore having to keep the box upside-down to prevent munchie spillage.

Dude, pass the spap-oop. I got serious munchies.

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