Dolie

Slang word used to describe a person or group of people that are on unemployment benefits.

This bus is full of dolies

hartlepool

A town where you complain the number 7 bus is always 10 minutes late.

how fucking hard is it for hartlepool to have buses that run on fucking time?

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?