Egg Salad

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.

I’m craving some egg salad rn...

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Erik Zeikus

That one European kid that likes playing tennis and masturbating 3+ times a day.

“Is that Erik Zeikus?”
“The tennis kid that masturbates 3+ times a day? Yup.”

Evan Phillips

Probably the coolest goon there is. You wanna be his friend so bad, but are too scared to talk to him. He is funny af and will steal yo girl.

“Yo, who’s that over there? He looks chill af.”
“Evan Phillips? Yeah don’t even try. He’s too cool for you.”

Onion Fuck

When a couple rubs onions all over their body before they have sex in order to make things sexier.

I’m totally going to onion fuck this girl...

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