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When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly
Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob
a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.
Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater