Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.
"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"
Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.
"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."