Kermatitus

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

elite four

A bunch of four, lousy, cheating pokemon trainers who you have to defeat before facing the champion. They think they're so great just because they use cheap pokemon with even cheaper movesets. The only way to defeat them is using Lv.100 pokemon, cheating, or using full restores after every battle. Believe it or not, you have to defeat these guys in all the Pokemon training games from Red, to Platinum. If you can defeat these four trainers without using any of the above methods, then you must be really good at this!

n00b: "Darn, these elite four losers just pwned my team!"

Another Guy: "You're doing it all wrong! Look, you just KO their pokemon using a hack, and there!"

n00b: "Whoa! I can do that!?

Another Guy: "Yeah, if only you weren't such a n00b."

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divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.

1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

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