scribulent

adj.)
describes someone who writes illegibly and hastily in a turbulent manner

adv.)
scribulently

synonyms: hasty, illegible, quick, messy

antonyms: neat, precise, clear, legible

Josh's handwriting was so scribulent that I could hardly distinguish his f's from his g's...

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finoculator

n.) yet another name for the hose between a man's legs

-Girl 1: Damn, have you seen the bulge on that guy?
-Girl 2: Hell yeah, I could finagle that finoculator all night long!

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